Bionicle crack ships! GO!

they say that 1+1=2 but you and me know it’s really 3

Huki X Macku
(G1) Gali X Kopaka, but not in a sexual way because that makes me feel really uncomfortable.
Also, Lewa being an annoying 3rd wheel that makes both of them feel even more uncomfortable about it.
A little bit of Onua X Lewa in G1, because they kind of had a bond there. Not an explicit relationship, but I’m putting it out there.
Takua X Jaller, because we all know it’s happening.
/s on it being obvious, but still.
Vakama -> Rodaka
Kiina X Mata Nui. I know he’s a god, but it seemed like it was happening.
Gresh -> Kiina, because he looked up to her and maybe liked her.
Nobody X Matoro. :frowning:

I think I am more inclined to Lesbian ships (not sexual ones, in Bonkles) than gay ones, but there are like no women in Bionicle so not really.
I don’t know Why I posted this. Some of it is serious, but a fair amount I just put down when I started thinking about it.

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Helryx and hydraxon?

all you guys are crazy the best one is Puku x takua right?
or no, wait, Zaktann x vamprah, cuz crackships lol

Perfect. 10/10 :ok_hand:

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Solek x Goodguy 06

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Maybe they can help complete each other.

oh… that.

Ehlek X 08 Lewa X Lessovik X 07 Hahli

That’s should be enough cracks for a lifetime.

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Poor Nocturn, left out in the rain.

and what about Tanma? and Vastus?

Gavla x Good Guy 08.

Jaller x Ahkmou
Makuta x Pewku
Gresh x Mazeka
Kiina x Good guy
Tahu x Tahu x Tahu x Tahu x Tahu x Tahu
Have fun getting those images outta your head!
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Giant Mata Nui Robot x Prototype Giant Robot

That is no crack ship. :smiling_imp:

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Mata-Nui x click

kiina X berix
dekar X hydraxon

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That’s where the inspiration came from

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Takanuva x Makuta

Karzhani X Tren Krom

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