How are they not? I mean, you have to admit that the Speeder Bike included in 75532 is one of the best things to ever come out of constraction. And sure, the other examples that you cited from HF aren't dead-on perfect, but they look very uniform, cohesive, and striking while being distinctly functional. They're all that you could ask for.
This is the exact point that I've been trying to make. I'm glad that it sounds as though you're kinda starting to get this.
Not trying to crush your hopes and dreams here, but there's a better chance of it being a Galidor reboot, honestly.