Boards Beatdown!

I have the contacts of at least 7 yetis, so I might as well have won already.

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What? Please explain.

I have about 7 yeti bodyguards, clearly.

I don’t remember saying that you’re able to metaphorically pull stuff out of your butt.

don’t be a sore loser m80

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Alright, but can your yetis really stand up to a giant fire breathing robot Trex?

in short

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Now you’re the one being a sour looser.

say what you will

but you cannot harm me

for i am but a concept

of non-existence.

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No. You’re just confusing.

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@MaximusPrime wins because he is a giant metal fire breathing T rex.

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no,

@Arsenic wins, because free assist by me.

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@RaptorTalon told me to fight him in another topic.
Location: African savanna.
Music:

(Wew so literal)

We shall have a honorable duel.

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Agreed. Also, forgot to mention this. Forms are based on current avatars.

A Spartan VS a chibi Grimlock with a dumb hat.

Lets go.

It not dumb hat! It me Grimlock’s crown!

(Grimlock has been angered. Though he is chibi, he’s still several times your size. Flames begin to poor out the sides of his mouth.)

Eat grenades.

and bullets.

and superhuman strength.

The explosives did phase him, though the bullets just pulled him right back in, and pissed him off. Grimlock charges, roaring, flames erupting from is mighty metal jaws!

Spartan Raptorman dodges the attack, rolling out of the way and shooting Grimlock in the optic, before charging, leaping up and slamming his armored fist through the remains of the mechanical eye. He then begins to rip out assorted internal components while creating a larger hole, eventually dropping a grenade into Grimlock’s brain (or lack thereof). He jumps away, sprinting from the soon-to-be scrapmetal.

(you shoot fire, I shoot back)

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