I'm gonna decide to describe the most beta moment I've ever had.
So I go with some family to Haagen Daaz, but the line is really long cause it was free ice cream day or something. So we go to a little Italian restaurant across the street that serves gelato. Unfortunately for me, that was the day they had cute girls working the counter. I'm a shy person, when I see a pretty member of the opposite gender I speak really quietly. So I had to repeat my order twice. Then she asks me if I went to X High School, aka mine, and I (awkwardly) said yes.
This is where I spill my spaghetti.
She hands me my gelato (I'm at maximum "oh god kill me now" awkward by this point) but I didn't want to touch her hand.
So I grabbed the gelato, not the cup carrying it, but the gelato.
I still grabbed the cup, but it was the rim.