Cringy Bionicle stuff

You know that somebody’s going to try to propose it to Greg now.

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WHAT IS THAT.

On another note, have the TOA ULTRA MATA.
WHERE TAHU WEARS KAUKAUS AND GALI WEARS HAUS.
AND WHERE POHATU WEARS MIRUS.
https://ideas.lego.com/projects/150040

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They’re teamed up with Manglenuva? Now this is an alternate universe that I can get behind.

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this is a comment on that idea:

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https://ideas.lego.com/projects/149376
https://ideas.lego.com/projects/150040
https://ideas.lego.com/projects/114807

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Toa Ultra Mata was the worst.
In what world would Tahu, wear a KAUKAU for his main mask and Gali have a HAU?
And Pohatu with a MIRU! Heresy! And Kopaka with a Matatu?
LEWA WITH A TRYNA OF ALL THINGS, and Onua with a KIRIL.

But that Makuta…

Before MoUP steroids: Left
After MoUP steroids: Right.
You can SEE THE POWER

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also, dem legs

worse bow-legs that the G1 Scramble City combiners

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I’ve no idea if this person knows how to make good builds.
What part of their mind said “Yeah! Bionicle people would love it! It’ll be a great selling set! #Bionicle G3!”

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What’s worse is that that one has 22 supporters.

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2015 and 2016 Bionicle story dialogue, specially Journey to One.

Watch it for yourself and you will figure out that something is just off.

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Which lines were the cringiest to you?

Why is this still a thing? And why the bootleg toa’s?

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where’s the cyanide?

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Don’t you mean bleach? :wink:

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How do those even fit in there

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That video was so much cringe;

  • Prononounciation of Ekimu
  • Being more still frames than stop motion
  • Ekimu randomly getting Umarak’s mask on him instead of his main mask
  • Bionicle, a theme which failed primarily due to bad marketing, having its toy used to market Nexo Knights
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A lot of JTO season one.

(and most of episode four)

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Season Two, episode Three:
The good one.

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The only episode of JTO that I actually like.

(cuz protectors boi)

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From Web of Shadows…

Sidorak: “But… I can’t defeat him myseelf!”
Roodaka: “I knooow…”

^ Makuta’s finest, folks.

I actually adored Roodaka’s response here… but it takes a fan made of sterner stuff to tolerate “Whimperak.”

The movies as a whole consist of at least 75% of BIONICLE’s overall cringe.

Word! Still like the movie, though.

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