The ant watched as his life flashed before his eyes
"I used to be a happy fellow.
Now my soul is nothing but a barren wasteland, where no life can ever grow again."
Someone looked up Roodaka fanart.
Using the new microscope he got for his birthday, Billy could now see the expression of terror his insect victims held as he moved the magnifying glass above them on a sunny day.
They was in the trees, man.THE TREESThey killed poor Jerry. He promised his kids he'd come back a hero, and now he's going back a body.
Unit 08 looks In horror as the supersteel cables slowly unwind from his brain.
Trying to decide who to vote for in the election. (Not too political I hope.)
Anyway, My respone to @RaptorTalon is simply:When you realize the cloud is actually a skrall shield.
@Chromeharpoon is winnar.
@RaptorTalon thank you!
Here ya go guys.
After many long days of contemplating the fact that he does indeed have children, Vader decides to take responsibility for them and cook a nice dinner. the first stop...death star market..
Aggugh-back in my day we had holograms to talk to others far away.
a day in the life of Dad Vader
After betraying the Emperor Darth found himself out of an official job. Now he's just a regular Dark Lord in New York trying to provide for his kids working some less than ethical jobs in the background. Right now he is trying to gather ingredients for his children's birthday.
Text from Padme: "did you remember to get the chives?"
Vader: (collapses to his knees) "NOOOOOOOOOO!"
DANG IT.Forgot the Kyber Crystals for that nutcracker Death Star gosh darn it...
"Lesse, I have leeks, bananas, squash, bread...
Wait, does this say Darth Taters?"
did I forget the bluemilk again?
After a long talk with the emperor, darts vader is forced to get groceries from the farest side of the death star and it is white. His least favorite color.