After many long days of contemplating the fact that he does indeed have children, Vader decides to take responsibility for them and cook a nice dinner. the first stop...death star market..
Aggugh-back in my day we had holograms to talk to others far away.
a day in the life of Dad Vader
After betraying the Emperor Darth found himself out of an official job. Now he's just a regular Dark Lord in New York trying to provide for his kids working some less than ethical jobs in the background. Right now he is trying to gather ingredients for his children's birthday.
Text from Padme: "did you remember to get the chives?"
Vader: (collapses to his knees) "NOOOOOOOOOO!"
DANG IT.Forgot the Kyber Crystals for that nutcracker Death Star gosh darn it...
"Lesse, I have leeks, bananas, squash, bread...
Wait, does this say Darth Taters?"
did I forget the bluemilk again?
After a long talk with the emperor, darts vader is forced to get groceries from the farest side of the death star and it is white. His least favorite color.
"Why are cookies on this list? We already have cookies!"
Organic is so expensive.
It's an advertisement for a dating app for responsible dads.
Now all we need is a Proton torpedo blocking shield, eh that can't be that important
it has been 3 days @Chromeharpoon
@nexolo you are the winner!
I forgot how this game works for a sec there.
have at it
That guy got plastic surgery. He has 1 new brothers. They smile with him for no reason. They bother him all day. Especially when they hit on girls. They always embarrassed him.
Don't talk to me or my son ever again.