Roger Castleton and Kazi Wilde McAladdintime were having a sleepover. Roger accidentally knocked over Kazi's lava lamp, which shattered right in front of his eyes.
"u jus broek mu lamp skrub!"
"kno i dinit"
"i chaling 2 fite"
They then went on to fight the bloodiest war in American history, sinking literally all of New New California and burning all of the unnamed states of Canadia down to Old Mexico.