Toa Mata meets the Toa Masters.
G1: "Wow. With those big ax wings, I bet you wind-fly ever-fast. Very proper for a toa hero of air like yourself."
G2: "Actually, I'm not a toa of air. I'm the toa of jungle. Also, why are you talking so funny?"
G1: "... ... ... I expected little-nothing, yet I am still let far-down."
G1: "So... what's with all the gold?"
G2: "Oh, its nothing much. Tahu and Onua have it too."
G1: "Its just that... I don't know. Seems a little flashy I guess."
G1: "So. You're the one who's going to continue my legacy? Well not too bad if I do say so myself. Love the gold by the way."
G2: "Thanks. Kopaka and Onua have it too. Its kind of our thing I guess."
G1: "Ugh. Kopaka. I hate that guy. He's always trying to be the leader, and it gets really annoying."
G2: "Oh yeah. Something like that sorta happened to me. Kopaka and I argued for a little bit then Onua told us to stop fighting, and then everyone sorta just listened to me after that."
G1: "So not only does Kopaka not fight with you on a regular basis, but your team listens to you? Do you think we could trade places?"
G1: "So you're the new Pohatu huh? Well you don't look too bad. But I need to make sure you have the right personality for the job. Go ahead and tell me a joke."
G2: "I don't do jokes."
G1: "Oh come on now. Every Pohatu loves a good joke."
G2: "I hate scorpions."
G1: "Well I mean... its a start... I guess."
G2: "I'M BATMAN!"
G1: "You know what, I'm just gonna go."
G2: "What is it?"
G1: "Well its just that, you're pretty big."
G2: "Oh yeah. I've been working out a lot. Gotta be strong to fight off those spiders."
G1: "Spiders? You mean like vizorak?"
G2: "Vizo-what? No, I'm talking about skull spiders. Little mask type spider things. They're kinda threatening the whole island."
G1: "Spiders? That's your major villain? Just a bunch of little spiders?"
G2: "Oh, and one really big spider too."
G1: "You know, I'm kinda glad you don't live where I do."
G2: "Why is that?"
G1: "You'd been eaten alive."
G2: "Are you alright?"
G1: "Uh... yeah. Why do you ask?"
G2: "Its just that you've been staring at me a lot. It was getting kinda awkward."
G1: "I was not."
G2: "Yes you where. Wait, is it because I'm more feminine that you?"
G2: "Ha. It was!"
G1: "Well at least I'm voiced by a girl"
G2: "Well at least I look like a girl."
G1: "Well at least I actually did something important in my story."
G2: "Gasp That was low."
G1: "Low but true."