So Eljay has been up to the three Eljay shenanigans. Is this because he dabs? Is it linked? Is it possible he has dabbed over 300 times, and is close to death? Is this why he is taking control, because he knows on his 359th consecutive dab, he will die? What's his dps(dabs per second)?
Discuss, and hopefully provide some insight into the psyche of our dearest leader