So, I would start a cult called "Pie, Fluff, Polka Dots"(or PFPD). This will cause the authority to think we are a fan-club or something. Then, we start planning. We'll start by trying to conquer are city of origin, then are county, state, time zone, country (In this case, the United States). The PFPD then separate the militia into two parts, one to concur anything North of our Country and anything South. Since we have a variety of armies under our belt after conquering both North and South America, we then send them throughout the world. I would then force everybody to clutter into New Polka Dot City, where I would reveal what PFPD really stands for; Power For PluralLego Department.
Of course, this is only theoretical.