Mesonak wakes up, and finds a thread about Eljay hilarious.
Suddenly, Eljay is crying in his sleep about AlenaXEljay not being true no matter how much he wants it, so Mesonak hooks him up onto a Bionicle Fan Dating site, Along with Alena both not realising it's staged.
A date happens, and Eljay wears his Miru in public.
Suddenly, Alena rips the mask off Eljay and reveals an Av-Matoran head. Alena covers her eyes from the hideousness, and runs away unable to date such a horrific head of a Man/Thing.
Eljay realises his life is empty...and turns to...
Call of Duty, as he is bashed b 4-12 year olds.
Eljay then moves to 4chan, where he is bashed by Bronies (I have nothing against the MLP Fan community, as my Best friend is a Brony).
Eljay decides is life is nothing, and fades away....
-7 CENTRIES/7 YEARS LATER-
Eljay wakes up in the middle of a battlefield, the TTV Resistance headquarters super secret, He see's all the Pandemic Panda members and fan's united fighting off hordes of Applego zombies in Mechs and Exoskeletons (Except for Squeaverking, who is in a giant Squirrel-Beaver Transforming Car, And Mactray who is inside the Mighty Morphin Dragon zord). Eljay joins the fight, in a giant gold Miru with l@z0rz 3y3z.
Eljay activates "Jump up the yell" and wipes out all Applego zombies in one jump...When the MegaOogle (MegaBlocks and Google) Approaches, behind is the Blix (Kinx and Blackberry) Flying UFO MLG Carrier... both being dominated by the Reddit/Tumblr/4chan/Youtube/Twitter alliance, to help out the Biotuber's insurgency.
APPLEGO IS ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED.