T'was a dark and stormy night, the smell of mangosteen filled the air as a tall green Toa walked the lonely streets. The Toa was shrouded in mystery by the golden mask he wore. Suddenly, he froze in place, and a smirk smeared itself across the tall Toa's face, as a large orange-ish/red-ish vehicle appeared before his very eyes...
"Omega Tahu, you've returned" Said the Toa.
Then, the vehicle began to transform into the giant Toa of fire known as Omega Tahu! The tall green Toa then pulled a long blade from his arsenal, and revealed himself to be the Toa of Jungle, Eljay! "Pah" Eljay cried "no matter HOW MUCH TALLER you are then me, you are STILL no match for my MANGOSTEEL BLADE!"
Toa Eljay charged at Omega Tahu and pierced his mangosteel sword into his artificial heart. Eljay let forth a hearty chuckle, and pulled his blade out, before chucking it to the ground, and summoning his army of robot girlfriends, equipped with mangosteen grenades and machine guns!
They all marched straight up to the gates of LEGO headquarters, and demanded that BIONICLE would be brought back. It was then that Greg Farshtey emerged from the building and morphed into a giant enemy Greg!
"I cannot give out information about future storylines" Greg said with a soft voice. But Eljay and his robot girlfriends were relentless! Eljay then pulled a Le-Koronan flute from his backpack and began to play a soothing melody, summoning the hype train from the planet Hypetopia, to aid them in their battle!
"New Ninjago novel coming soon" said Greg in a desperate attempt to change the subject. But Toa Mesonak, piloting the hypetrain, began charging a powerful attack that would inflict massive damage on the giant enemy greg. "THE HYPETRAIN HAS NO BRAKES" Meso jumped up the yell! Mesonak then turned up the hypetrain to it's maximum speed, while still charging up his attack!
Mesonak was then distracted by the giant orange titan that had just fallen straight from the sky. "LOOK, IT'S ROTOR" Meso cried! Rotor then fired a powerful laser beam at the hypetrain, causing it to combust and fall to the ground! Surely, the end was near, Eljay thought, BUT SUDDENLY, a wild Alena appeared! Alena began chucking cats at the giant enemy Greg in an attempt to distract him, allowing Eljay to attack!
Eljay then threw a mangobomb into Greg's beard screaming "I'LL SEE YOU IN KARZAHNI!" and in a few short seconds, Greg, along with the LEGO HQ was turned into a pile of ash! But buried deep beneath the ruins, were BIONICLE 2015 sets! All BIONICLE fans across the globe emerged from their hiding, and gathered around the brave Toa Eljay to have a dance party!
The dance party was then interrupted by Rotor destroying the entire universe. THE END.