because golden poop is their primary source of income, and
They use it as Fuel for the
Giant robotic plumber, who
They used to wage war against
But now protect because
a boy named Jerry had to
Binge watch the entirety of Samurai Jack. However, this caused the bow to grow dark and become...
@Eljay, but in his haste he
Unleashed an unspeakable evil! Darkness rained across the land until...
A foolish samurai warrior wielding a magic sword
Tried to appose me. Before the final blow was struck, I...
Tore open a portal in time, sending him into the future where
My evil is law. Now the fool seeks to return to the past, and undo...
The fact that this topic is becoming off topic, and
This sentence was samurai Jack halfway
Through fighting a
Janitor who hates
Robbie Rotten, so