Hit yourself with a spoon until
Candy comes out. Then you…
Whisper to someone ‘The customer is always right’ then…
The customer says that you’re wrong when saying that he’s right, which makes you
Wrong, to make yourself right, you have to…
Drive to the moon in an SUV powered by
Pencil shavings from a…
Pen that has a mom named George and dad who likes to
Eat spaghetti with a…
Friendly unicorn named…
Steven, but he needed his…
Pants on tight enough so he could
Steal $10,000 from a narwhal named Kevin, who ate an entire
House, and this made him so mad that he…
Declared war against…
the republic nation of…
Zootopia, populated by Normies and
Emojis who don’t fit in with
Anyone because their movie sucked. It sucked so bad that it…
somehow made $86,089,513; a mystery that science may never be able to