A murderer who attempted to
Strangle him with…
A turkey, only to find that…
The Turkey was still alive and
Scratched his victim’s throat so he
Bled puke all over the turkey, which gave up and
Died, leaving his inheritance to
Logan Paul, who used it to
Buy popularity again because his 15 minutes of fame were over and he wanted revenge against
Jake, who at the moment was
The demon they both truly are, so…
logan forsythe decided to hit the ball for once and it hit jake’s face, who
logan forsythe is a really bad baseball player who waits until the last possible pitch to hit the ball and then strikes out. he’s an ok fielder tho
Died and turned into a goat, so…
Why do you know so much about baseball? Imo it’s kinda boring if you’re not there
I watch the dodgers on the mlb app… almost every game, too. unless it’s blacked out or nationally televised.
Ah. I’m a Red Sox fan. Back on topic, add to the sentence please
that Jake started eating a mammoth mogul’s hedgehog rug, which then…
kicked him in the face, leading him to
Destroy the world, but…
He was catapulted into space, causing…
a purple people eater to do jumping jacks, and the P.P.E. then…