Finish the sentence 2

A murderer who attempted to

Strangle him with…

A turkey, only to find that…

The Turkey was still alive and

Scratched his victim’s throat so he

Bled puke all over the turkey, which gave up and

Died, leaving his inheritance to

Logan Paul, who used it to

Buy popularity again because his 15 minutes of fame were over and he wanted revenge against

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Jake, who at the moment was

The demon they both truly are, so…

logan forsythe decided to hit the ball for once and it hit jake’s face, who

logan forsythe is a really bad baseball player who waits until the last possible pitch to hit the ball and then strikes out. he’s an ok fielder tho

Died and turned into a goat, so…

Why do you know so much about baseball? Imo it’s kinda boring if you’re not there

I watch the dodgers on the mlb app… almost every game, too. unless it’s blacked out or nationally televised.

Ah. I’m a Red Sox fan. Back on topic, add to the sentence please

that Jake started eating a mammoth mogul’s hedgehog rug, which then…

kicked him in the face, leading him to

Destroy the world, but…

He was catapulted into space, causing…

a purple people eater to do jumping jacks, and the P.P.E. then…