It would rid the world of…
Macaroni and cheese- the food of the gods- and…
Pepperoni pizza, the food of god’s gods
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…which would bring about…
The end of Chinese masks and bring forth
The era of unlimited tofu and black licorice
Otherwise known as the Dark Times, and…
Nuclear war would erupt
at JUST the right time to
Awaken the Old Ones, and
As the old ones burst from the portal in Ikea…
A tower of Ikea packages fell over, blocking the portal and trapping the old ones…
… momentarily, which…
caused a time paradox to form, which then created…
…A temporal, interdimentional portal to…
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Bablovia, where
…everyone speaks bableish!! Until…
an epic guitar solo…
…accents the arrival of Greg Farshtey, who…
…undoes the existence of pohatu from all of G1…