everybody in the world to go insane, until
The Matrix reloaded, so that everyone could regain sanity, however a giant but friendly Volcano…
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Named George was eating breakfast, and
erupted jellybeans. Then a planet hit…
the Black Lake, causing a being of unspeakable evil to rise from it, calling itself Aku, who
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Tore open a vortex in space and time
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And brought back Iornhide, Aku then said
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"Destroy Samurai Jack, and I shall reward you with
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The ability to sing Death Metal and
Cook awesome Grilled cheese sandwiches", so Ironhide told Aku that he
lnew the secret of how to be positive on a Monday, this causes
The Winged Hussars to arrive, and coming down the mountainside, they
Declared war on
Tuesdays since
Tuesday’s gone with the wind
Meaning that
Master chief is actually a private?!?!?! This could only mean one thing,
There would be no more
Tacos for people to eat with
Sporks, cuz sporks are like level 2 forks. This caused