Which he was going to use to build a
a trans dimensional 5th wall
so that he could keep out the pesky
Rabbits which were
taking over the land of
Mordor, where one
Fast food restaurant refused to sell
Dank memes in a jar, which taste like
Chocolate covered raisins, which are illegal in
Mordor, so they refused to sell them to avoid being sued by
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An ugly wizard named Larry, who was allergic to
Peanut butter jelly, so to defend himself from it he hired
A hitman who really hated
Peanut butter jelly as well, so he used his trusty weapon, the
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Holy hand grenade of Antioch to
Kill all peanut butter jelly harbingers, who had an evil plan to
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Open a convenience store somewhere around
Sauron´s tower, which was home to
A real estate agent named
Fred who