Finish the sentence

They keep singing ■■■■■■■■■■.

In a chipmunk voice with…

Cowboy hats and…

A guy who was a

Grocery bag (OOO)

Did to

A large brick wall…

Covered in fleas and…

Potato spiders who eat…

…Noses.

Upon their discovery…

An island in the south…

Started to burn with…

Smells of crayon

which burned through the entire town

Resulting in a crater the size of

Kentucky, which led to

The ratification of the second constitution which happened because

Thomas Jefferson ressurected from his grave, ripping a feather off a peacock to create a pen and

Writing a crappy fanfiction about

Some old LEGO line that…