The kanohi Ignika, which he was going to use to
Bring Bioncle into this dominion beacuse why not, and then
I died laughing because
I found a faint stash of Moutain Dew and Doritos
until I realized my mind was playing tricks and
It was a gaint mushroom making all the Pokémon high
stats, which was really good if you wanted them to
continue the revolution against the
bourgeois, who
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treated the proletariat unfairly and
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Ate the worlds suplie of Cornbread and drank all the coconut milk beacuse
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He got hungry from his breakup with
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The snake queen who he loved, but she
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left to find the snake king but instead found LoSS who…
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lost all his money and his job after gambling it all away, leaving the snake queen to abandon him and then
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he met her in an ally, she hasn’t been seen since because
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He died due to a
Terrible indigestion problem after eating
the spaghetti served at the local
Trader Joe’s because he was allergic to