And a little bit of baby’s powder
He then proceeded to kick me
In the left arm, which hurt, so I decided to
Grab a laser rifle and shoot of his pinky toe, as I yelled
“DEUS VULT!”, which angered him greatly
He responded by telling PIBKY TOE YOU SHALL BE AVENGED! Before he
Pulled out his battle axe
which was actually made of foam because he got it from
A toys’r’us that was
nearby, and while he was there, he stole
An Umarak set, because why not, and headed for
the door, but was stopped by an employee who
Was desperate for a premotion, and
Wanted to stop the man who stop the set by
Throwing a rock at him, which resulted in
The death of Ghengis Khan and
Then the Asian continent disappearing
Into a wormhole, but then Godzilla
Open the time gate and undid the Asia’s fall. However this caused great distress in @Political_Slime because
He did not like the shape of Asia, and wanted it to be more of a rectangle so he