Fortunately, razors exist, and a coup happens. The mustache is destroyed.
Unfortunately, his beard destroys all razors, and takes over the universe.
Fortunately, that universe is a small one.
Unfortunately, it will end soon.
Fortunately, that's a lie.
Unfortunately, they're a bad liar
Fortunately, that post doesn't count as it's 2 unfortunately posts in a row
Unfortunately, it messed up the flow
Fortunately, that can be fixed.
Unfortunately, a reboot occurs on this topic.
Fortunately, it's a good reboot.
Unfortunately, a whole bunch of og geewoners won't stop complaining about it, no matter how good it is.
fortunately, some handsome new user revives this topic
Unfortunately, said user is nothing more than a stale meme.
Fortunately, Plural provides fresh memes everyday.
Unfortunately, they are stale on arrival
Fortunately, stale memes are in this season.
unfortunately, the stale meme has returned
Fortunately, Ningago Movie Zane is here to save us all