Fortunately the toaster killed them all.
Unfortunately you don't understand why this is good.
Fortunately we have engineered a stock market crash.
Unfortunately, the engineers quit.
Unfortunately we can't spell
Fortunately pineapples saved the day.
Unfortunately, the pineapple combines with a pen and an apple pen
Fortunately that meme died
Unfortunately a new meme replaced it.
Fortunately, I'm here to revive an old meme.
Unfortunately, This topic becomes infested with memes
Fortunately memes are good.
Unfortunately if you guys continue with this, I'll close the topic
Fortunately we won't
Unfortunately, I don't understand what it is we need to stop doing.
Fortunately other boards members will be happy to explain that we were talking about how we need to stop posting memes on this topic
Unfortunately, the owner of said topic disowned it a long, long time ago and should probably burn it to the ground.
Fortunately, The topic still thrives, and is beloved by many
Unfortunately the mob has arrived.