Unfortunately, your apocalypse bunker with all your supplies is far away, and you'll have to walk through the post apocalyptic wasteland to get there.
Fortunately I built a tunnel from my house all the way to my shelter.
Unfortunately, it's partially caved in, and traversing through it is a big risk.
Fortunately you have a Phase Shifter.
Unfortunately you left it in your room.
Fortunately I have to do a fortunately post so the order doesn't get mixed up.
Unfortunately I have to go now.
Unfortunately we've have go to Wakanda to see their king, the Black Panther.
Unfortunately the order got goofed up again and I have to fix it, again.
Fortunately I still have 39% battery life on my phone.
Unfortunately he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep.
Fortunately it's possible to learn his power... but not from a Jedi.
unfortunately it was covered in sand
Fortunately it was uncovered by a cyclone.
Unfortunately this topic died.
Fortunately, you revived it!
Unfortunately, you've run out of imagination to continue it
Fortunately I have plenty of imagination to go around.
unfortunately it's all furry fanfiction.
Fortunately, the minute the fan fiction is put on paper, it burns.