Unfortunately time is not.
Fortunately, we have someting to handle this physics related connundrum:
Unfortunately, every physics book in the universe has been destroyed.
There is nothing fortunate about where we are now.
It's funny, this linked to the wrong webpage.
Fortunately Carl Sagan had been brought back from the dead.
Unfortunately, it's Solid Sagan.
Fortunately no one knows who that is anymore.
Unfortunately, someone is about to post a Youtube video informing everyone who he is.
Fortunately, he is assassinated, and Neil deGrass Tyson kills Solid Sagan.
Unfortunately, Solid Snape joins the battle.
Fortunately, Kirby uses his Down Air on Snape.
Unfortunately, Kirby missed and fell off the edge
Fortunately, Link used his Final Smash on Snape. Snape lost one of 3 lives.
Unfortunately, he was taken out by Ike
Fortunately, the most powerful SS character joins the battle.
Princess Peach smacks Ike.
Unfortunately, Armageddon happens and Bruce Willis is called in.
Fortunately, Chuck Norris is still alive, and the Armageddon runs away.
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