Granted, but that girl then calls the police.
I wish I could get a job.
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Granted but I am your boss and I give you all my tasks
I wish I could take better pictures
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Granted, but only you can see them.
I wish for a watermelon.
Granted but it has seeds which turn you into a watermelon.
I wish I didn’t have to repeat the 9th grade.
Granted but you must repeat the 3rd grade
I wish for some Ideas for something I want to write to get into my head
Granted. But all forms of documentation are destroyed and forgotten.
I wish I wasn’t traveling through Nebraska.
Granted, but you’re traveling on the Sun.
I wish I could build my Summer sets in my living room in peace.
Granted, but your carpet eats Lego pieces.
I wish I understood every reference in the world.
Ha. Jokes on you! I don’t have a carpet downstairs!
Anyways, granted but the only references anyone talks about are spoilers.
I wish I had a real life Eevee.
Granted. But its actually just some rabid fox living under your porch your mom named Eevee.
I wish I owned a ballistic knife and they were legal and I could carry one wherever I wanted without getting in trouble and it would work exactly how I wanted so there couldn’t be anything wrong with it.
Granted, however your hands and feet disappear, so you can’t use it, or go anywhere.
I wish for fish…
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Granted. But you have no water so they die. They were also extremely poisonous so you can’t eat them.
I wish for a dish.
Granted. However, the dish is in a constant state of unrest, fluctuating between just to small, and just to large for it’s intended purpose.
I wish for a fish dish, ya know a dish with fish wish…
Granted. But then there is a fish that eats lobsters in that dish. 'Nuff said.
I wish to put my phone down and sleep.
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Granted. However, all the secrets of the universe will become clear to you, filling your mind with knowledge of everything. Your mortal brain will be unable to handle this power, and you shall sleep forever.Trapped forever in endless dreams, floating through infinity. You can never be woken, for all eternity.
I wish for happiness…
Granted.You get a block of Cheese labeled “Happiness”
I wish for a good joke.
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Granted. However, after you make that joke you loose all comedy from your body, forever.
I wish for a baked potato…
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Granted. But it’s just a cremated @Pot8o.
I wish I had a cleaner mind.
Granted but it’s the mind of a toddler.
I wish I was able to finish that story I was writing.
Granted. But it’s in Finnish and you can’t read it.
I wish for Mardi-Gras.