Kopeke for Eljay 2016.
Granted, but they’re on fire.
I wish I was cool.
Granted but because you forgot context you die of frostbite.
I wish I could eliminate all scrubs in one glorious flash of light.
Granted, but you end up getting eliminated as well =p
/s /s /s /s /s /s
I’m sorry Xevins, but the opportunity was too good to miss =p
I wish that my phone would work properly
Granted, but it shatters
I wish I wasn’t tired
Granted , but it turns sentient, and forms a robot army.
I wish I could watch more JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure.
In b4 some says “read the manga, scrub”
@Ninjanicktf got Kapura’d.
Granted, but it gets so bizarre, your device explodes.
I wish for 5 skull skorpios.
Granted, but they’re all missing parts.
I wish I didn’t get kapura’d.
Granted. But then you get Kapura’d again.
I wish to win the 2016 Eljay election.
Granted but everyone talks about how terrible of an Eljay you are and then you’re assassinated by @Political_Slime.
I wish this new character I’m making wasn’t such a Mary Sue.
Granted. But ALL plot armor has been removed and this main character is shot by a sniper in the 2nd chapter.
I wish that I could find the time to go to the beach before I go back to college.
Granted, but your got lost in sea for 60 years.
I wish for been boiled and stir with melted butter on the side.
Just stop. It’s really annoying.
who’re ya referring to?
and anyways, I shall intenionally Kapura myself, because I don’t understand the request.
Granted, but the moment you find the time, you’re dragged into some kind of odd job that you can’t get out of.
I wish that I would win the Makootie Building Contest
Spiderus Prime and the way he’s talking.
…That’s been the summary of my life for the last two weeks.
Not everyone has spectacular spelling and grammar.
I wish people would stop caring about language skills.
Not granted, because that’s preference.
HAH!
I wish that I got at LEAST third place in the Makootie building Competition.
Im pretty sure he said he does it on purpose
@Sammythekat Granted, but you get no prize.
I wish for a real, working Kualsi
Granted. …Actually. Nothing nothing bad happens. G2 ended. You don’t need any more bad news. You now have a fully working Kualsi! Enjoy!
starts sobbing
Not again… NOT AGAIN!!!
cough
Anyways…
I wish for some sleep.
You already said that, Twice
Oh…
I wish for INSERT WITTY WISH HERE