GAME: Crushing Hopes and Dreams

Kopeke for Eljay 2016.

Granted, but they’re on fire.

I wish I was cool.

Granted but because you forgot context you die of frostbite.

I wish I could eliminate all scrubs in one glorious flash of light.

Granted, but you end up getting eliminated as well =p
/s /s /s /s /s /s

I’m sorry Xevins, but the opportunity was too good to miss =p


I wish that my phone would work properly

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Granted, but it shatters
I wish I wasn’t tired

Granted , but it turns sentient, and forms a robot army.

I wish I could watch more JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure.

In b4 some says “read the manga, scrub”

@Ninjanicktf got Kapura’d.

Granted, but it gets so bizarre, your device explodes.

I wish for 5 skull skorpios.

Granted, but they’re all missing parts.

I wish I didn’t get kapura’d.

Granted. But then you get Kapura’d again.

I wish to win the 2016 Eljay election.

Granted but everyone talks about how terrible of an Eljay you are and then you’re assassinated by @Political_Slime.

I wish this new character I’m making wasn’t such a Mary Sue.

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Granted. But ALL plot armor has been removed and this main character is shot by a sniper in the 2nd chapter.
I wish that I could find the time to go to the beach before I go back to college.

Granted, but your got lost in sea for 60 years.

I wish for been boiled and stir with melted butter on the side.

Just stop. It’s really annoying.

who’re ya referring to?

and anyways, I shall intenionally Kapura myself, because I don’t understand the request.

Granted, but the moment you find the time, you’re dragged into some kind of odd job that you can’t get out of.

I wish that I would win the Makootie Building Contest

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Spiderus Prime and the way he’s talking.

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…That’s been the summary of my life for the last two weeks. :neutral_face:

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Not everyone has spectacular spelling and grammar.

I wish people would stop caring about language skills.

Not granted, because that’s preference.

HAH!

I wish that I got at LEAST third place in the Makootie building Competition.

Im pretty sure he said he does it on purpose


@Sammythekat Granted, but you get no prize.
I wish for a real, working Kualsi

Granted. …Actually. Nothing nothing bad happens. G2 ended. You don’t need any more bad news. You now have a fully working Kualsi! Enjoy!
starts sobbing
Not again… NOT AGAIN!!!
cough
Anyways…
I wish for some sleep.
You already said that, Twice
Oh…
I wish for INSERT WITTY WISH HERE