Granted, but the voices in your head won’t let you enjoy it
I wish Bionicle had another year
Granted, but they’re all ketar.
I wish I could fall asleep last night.
Granted, but you enter into all TTV Board Members’ dreams.
I wish that Eljay and Kahi Jon switch lives.
Granted. But Kahi can’t stand being so rural and goes crazy selling all his Legos, eating grass like Nebuchadnezzar and drinking McDonald’s coffee. Eljay becomes Amish and never touches a computer again.
I wish to be funnier.
Granted, but you’re so funny that no one will ever take you seriously again.
I wish for some alone time.
Granted but then you literally die from boredom.
I wish I knew why I always seem to fall in love when I’m at my Church Camp.
Granted, but it’s the typical answer.
I wish I had a computer that wasn’t struggling to run 4 year old games at 40 fps.
Granted, but it is a command-line interface Linux machine.
I wish I hadn’t died first in Hero Factory Mafia this time around.
Granted, but for no apparent reason every civilian has it out for you.
I shall crush your non-existent wish by saying that you end up strapped to a chair being forced to watch recent Adam Sandler films.
I wish god didn’t give me emotions.
Granted, but it’s because you died before developing them.
I wish all of my clothes were permanently clean.
Granted but your body gets dirtier as a result.
I wish I could punch a shark.
Granted, but it ends up biting you in retaliation
I wish that I could better organise meh Lego.
Granted, but all of your parts suddenly turn into Red and Blue pins.
I wish my BrickLink order finally came. (It has a trans-dark Ruru in it )
Granted, but any pieces you will ever receive arrive cracked.
I wish I could do a successful back-flip.
Granted, but you will never be able to walk without back-flipping.
I wish that my Av-Makuta Texxidos MOC was already finished.
Granted but then everyone thinks it’s a redpins moc.
I wish TF G1 combiners weren’t so expensive on Ebay.
Granted, but they are even more expensive now.
I wish that RedPins returned just for the lols.
Granted, but he earned his way back and was a sensible person at his return.
I wish for TTV’s love.
Garnted but it’s love for roasting you.
I wish I could play Putt Putt.