Granted but it’s this putt putt
I wish people would forget about the “roast”.
Granted, but they go back to saying “burn”
I wish I could play the piano…
Granted but you can only play Justin Bebier songs.
I which I could understand Punnet Squares.
Granted, they’re largely irrelevant so the downside is that you took the time to learn them.
I wish for sleep.
Granted but it’s only an hour
I wish it was winter break already
Granted, but you freeze to death.
I wish I could always spell “terrifying” correctly. I even spelled it wrong while typing this
Granted but you get banned before she does.
I wish I was a vigilante.
Granted but the police don’t take it very nicely and arrest you
I wish Rebrick would host more Bionicle contests to at least allow the line to survive officially in some form.
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Granted but, it will be 10 times worse than G2.
I wish Beast Machines never existed.
Granted but Beast Wars would be erased from existence in the process of removing Beast Machines.
I wish that I could do a successful bottle flip, with the bottle landing on its cap.
Grated, but then someone throw it back and it hits you in the eye.
I wish I was good at biology.
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grated cheese
Wish granted. BUT! Biology as a science becomes completely irrelevant in every way.
I wish for a cheese sandwich.
the pony or the food item?
Granted but it’s moldy.
I wish I had something to wish for.
Granted it’s wished for the Gender Bending virus, now you are as Ninjanicoletf.
I Wished @MaximusPrime and @Kopeke_Nuva are fusion!
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Granted. However, there is an error in the fusion process, and the result is a horrible abomination that looks like this.
I wish I was a Maximal.
Granted you are now know as Under-3 
I wished I was skinny.
But Under-3 already exists. So it doesn’t count.
Granted. Your torso is literally as thin as a pencil. It snaps in two within the first 5
minutes.
I wish I was a Beast Wars Predacon.
Granted but nobody knows who you are
I wish for my Anxiety to be gone
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