GAME: Crushing Hopes and Dreams

Granted, but they are always cold.

I wish water mains would stop breaking in my area…

I like mine better.

Granted. But they never work. Ever.

Also Kapura’d.

I wish that the voyager mold for TFP Breakdown was released in the US… again.

Granted, but it’s in G2 Colors.

I wish Animated Voyager Thundercracker and Ramjet was released in the US AND Japan.

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Granted, but they aren’t released anywhere else and now everyone is angry at you for wishing this

i wish my custom figures things would get more recognition than my MOCs…

Granted, but only because no one sees your MOCs.
I wish I had a normal weight instead of being so skinny.

Granted, but normal weight becomes your weight.

I wish for a bigger car seat.

Granted but now it’s too big to the point where you can’t buckle your seatbelt.

I wish I could go see Logan.

Granted but Logan kills you at the end

I wish I had infinite hot pockets

Granted, but they’re literal hot pockets. Anything you put in them melts.

I wish for a trenchcoat

Granted, its oversized and neon green.

I wish for pie.

Okay.

Pie Flavor! smaller pie flies upwards out of pie.

I wish I had the Nintendo Switch.

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YAY!

Granted, it’s this one:

I wish for pi.

Okay, but you must recite the whole thing first.

I wish I could fly!

3.141592653589793238462643383279450884197169399375105874944…that’s as far as I can go…

Granted, but you can only fly two feet above the ground.

I wish for SCIENCE!

Granted, but it’s a science TEXTBOOK

I wish for another meme topic

Granted, but it’s was closed down swiftly.

I wished for a Transformers/Power Ranger crossover.

Granted, but it ends up directed by Micheal Bay

I wish I had axon

Granted, but due to the lack of specification, all of the pieces are broken and he has a galidor head instead of his mask.

I wish The Gold Experience wasn’t so expensive on ebay.

Granted, but it ends up being sold out

I wish that there were more game topics

Granted, but they’re all closed
I wish I was immortal