Granted, but it breaks
I wish I had a rolex
Granted, but that also breaks.
I wish for world peace. How original
Granted, but it doesn't last that long
I wish for world domination
Granted, but only through Mondays to Thursdays, without bank holidays.
I wish I had a pot of Hot n' Spicy memes.
Granted but it becomes stale quickly
I wish for less hot days.
Granted, prepare for the ice storm.
I wish I was good at art.
Granted but only art that people hate
I wish I had infinite hot pockets
Granted, but one of them is poisons. Only one. But it could be any one. It could be this one, it could be that one. You;ll never now until you eat one.
I wish that the voyager mold for TFP Breakdown was released in the US.
Granted, but they are always cold.
I wish water mains would stop breaking in my area...
I like mine better.
Granted. But they never work. Ever.
I wish that the voyager mold for TFP Breakdown was released in the US... again.
Granted, but it's in G2 Colors.
I wish Animated Voyager Thundercracker and Ramjet was released in the US AND Japan.
Granted, but they aren't released anywhere else and now everyone is angry at you for wishing this
i wish my custom figures things would get more recognition than my MOCs..
Granted, but only because no one sees your MOCs.I wish I had a normal weight instead of being so skinny.
Granted, but normal weight becomes your weight.
I wish for a bigger car seat.
Granted but now it's too big to the point where you can't buckle your seatbelt.
I wish I could go see Logan.
Granted but Logan kills you at the end
Granted, but they're literal hot pockets. Anything you put in them melts.
I wish for a trenchcoat
Granted, its oversized and neon green.
I wish for pie.
Pie Flavor! smaller pie flies upwards out of pie.
I wish I had the Nintendo Switch.
Granted, it's this one:
I wish for pi.