Granted but you have a VR headset with the Bee Movie narrated by Eljay strapped to your face on repeat for the rest of your life.
I wish for a dish.
Not gonna lie, I'd watch this.
Granted, but the dish is cracked and devoid of food.
I wish discord wasn't down.
Granted, but you have to pay $2!
I want silence.
Granted, but you're deaf.
I wish BIONICLE was still an active line.
Granted, but the sets use 08 joints and are all lime
I wish I achieved master
Granted but you get suspended
I wish I didn't have to go through health class
Granted, you die.
I wish for the power of shamelessly plugging to plug a podcast that may or may not be in my profile.
Granted but everyone wishes against you
I wish for infinite wishes
Granted, but each wish is meticulously designed to instead harm you rather than improve your life.
I wish for a giant collection of friends mini dolls, so that I might smite my foes.
Granted, but they're indestructible.
I wish for telekinesis.
granted but all you can hear is what song is stuck in everyone's head, and it's all by Justin Bebier.
I wish I could be a gang-star.
Granted but you shave your eyebrows due to racial controversy
I wish I had common sense
Telekinesis is moving objects with your mind.
Granted, but you only speak in three words.
I wished for see TTV castmates where in the Running of The Bulls!
Granted but none of them (or anyone else) get trampled, and it becomes boring.
I wish for a Nintendo Switch.
Granted, but it's missing the joycons and all other controllers are sold out.
I wish for food.
Granted, but you are the food.
I wish for money
Granted, but it's in tissue paper.
I wish for the next person to not change my wish.
Granted, your wish is meh anyways.
I wish I wasn't sick.
Granted, but you need to watch The Room for hours on end
I wish that the majority of movie sequels were good.