Okay, but you must recite the whole thing first.
I wish I could fly!
3.141592653589793238462643383279450884197169399375105874944...that's as far as I can go...
Granted, but you can only fly two feet above the ground.
I wish for SCIENCE!
Granted, but it's a science TEXTBOOK
I wish for another meme topic
Granted, but it's was closed down swiftly.
I wished for a Transformers/Power Ranger crossover.
Granted, but it ends up directed by Micheal Bay
I wish I had axon
Granted, but due to the lack of specification, all of the pieces are broken and he has a galidor head instead of his mask.
I wish The Gold Experience wasn't so expensive on ebay.
Granted, but it ends up being sold out
I wish that there were more game topics
Granted, but they're all closedI wish I was immortal
Granted but you have a VR headset with the Bee Movie narrated by Eljay strapped to your face on repeat for the rest of your life.
I wish for a dish.
Not gonna lie, I'd watch this.
Granted, but the dish is cracked and devoid of food.
I wish discord wasn't down.
Granted, but you have to pay $2!
I want silence.
Granted, but you're deaf.
I wish BIONICLE was still an active line.
Granted, but the sets use 08 joints and are all lime
I wish I achieved master
Granted but you get suspended
I wish I didn't have to go through health class
Granted, you die.
I wish for the power of shamelessly plugging to plug a podcast that may or may not be in my profile.
Granted but everyone wishes against you
I wish for infinite wishes
Granted, but each wish is meticulously designed to instead harm you rather than improve your life.
I wish for a giant collection of friends mini dolls, so that I might smite my foes.
Granted, but they're indestructible.
I wish for telekinesis.
granted but all you can hear is what song is stuck in everyone's head, and it's all by Justin Bebier.
I wish I could be a gang-star.
Granted but you shave your eyebrows due to racial controversy
I wish I had common sense