Granted, but ELA HW is twice as heavy.
I wish I didn't have to take a test tomorrow.
Granted, but you get 10000000000 tests during summer break because you have to go to summer school.
I wish I had more Bionicle parts that weren't 08 plastic.
Granted. you technically don't have to take it. But, you will get a-
Granted, but they disintegrate upon connection.
I wish i had more money.
Granted, but they're all false and you get arrested and put on trial with Pyrrhus as the prosecutor, and Payne as the defense attorney.
I wish that I could wish that I could wish that I could wish (etc.)
Granted, but your wishing chain stops after the 3rd "i wish"
I wish that i was able to get some sleep.
granted but you can't wake upi the cylons were real, and showed up on earth
A character from the Ace Attorney games known to lose every single case. In other words, you get convicted pretty quickly due to Payne being Payne.
there is the option of choosing to defend yourself....
AAAAnd then there's the fact that BA!Pyrrhus is the equivalent to Apollo, who even beat Wright in a trial.
I wish I had endless money.
Granted, but you can't spend it
I wish I was a Cylon
Granted but it was misheard and you are now a crayon
I wish I didn't have to take the SAT on Tuesday
Wished granted, but you take the SAT on Saturday.
I wished for Dark Energon!
Granted, but you get dark matter with it as well. Like a lot of it.
I wish for the ability to travel into and out of fictional stories.
Granted, but you can only travel in and out of bad fanfiction.
I wish for pineapples.
Granted, but you also had a tiki head, a rock, a bucket, & a lobster trap.
I wished Var become a Muppet!
Granted but then Meso becomes Ms Piggy.
I wish I had friends.
Granted, they are also all clones.
I wish my Bohrok would actually clean my house.
granted but they become kawaii anime maids
I wish that I can learn to play the guitar
Not seeing the downside here...
Granted, but like most people who try to learn the guitar you only learn to play smoke on the water and the quit.
I wish my voice would come back already.