Granted, but they're all off key.
I wish for tomorrow to get here faster.
Granted but you'll pay when tomorrow comes today.
I wish I could beat Streets of Rage 2.
Granted, but you must beat it with the worst character.
I wish I had more G1 pieces to work with.
Granted, but they're all lime green.
I wish I wish
Granted, but you wish my pieces were normal instead of all lime green.
I wish I had a genie to grant me wishes.
Granted but the genie is a jerk so when you say "I want a million dollars" he gives you monopoly money.
and then maybe send two zombies of your resurrected love ones to eat you.
I wish I could stay home instead of going to this lame Easter dinner.
Granted, but you stay home in Soviet Russia SO THE DINNER COMES TO YOU
I wish I had a million US dollars.
Granted, but you only got a million Japanese Yen.
I wished that Eljay would say that The Toa could ended.
Granted, but Eljay says it with a voice modifier that makes it sound funny.
I wish dank memes were legal.
Granted, but the boards die.
I wish for more ball joints.
Granted but they're lime green Tanma arms,
I wish I owned the universe.
Granted, but it's not really the universe, but the Great Spirit Robot and a moon is flying at your head.
I wish for more money
Granted, but it´s Monopoly money.
I wish Pokemon were real.
Granted but all of them are carnivores and the only one you're allowed to own as a pet is Magicarp, who has his ability to evolve removed.
I wish I could get a Nintendo Switch.
Granted, but the only game you can play is Barbie 9000.
I wish I came up with better ideas.
Granted, but someone else takes and uses them before you.
I wish I could speak to dogs.
Granted but you also talked to cats, birds, fishes, bugs, etc.
I wished Var and Eljay become step-brothers.
Granted, but it's in a bad fanfiction.
I wish for another wish.
granted but that wish results in you getting tied to the front of a semi truck.
I wish I could sing like Prince.
Granted, but you will be currently dead.
I wish Denmark was hailed. (As in Hail Denmark)