GAME: Crushing Hopes and Dreams

Granted, but they’re all off key.

I wish for tomorrow to get here faster.

Granted but you’ll pay when tomorrow comes today.

I wish I could beat Streets of Rage 2.

Granted, but you must beat it with the worst character.

I wish I had more G1 pieces to work with.

Granted, but they’re all lime green.

I wish I wish

Granted, but you wish my pieces were normal instead of all lime green.

I wish I had a genie to grant me wishes.

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Granted but the genie is a jerk so when you say “I want a million dollars” he gives you monopoly money.

and then maybe send two zombies of your resurrected love ones to eat you.

I wish I could stay home instead of going to this lame Easter dinner.

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Granted, but you stay home in Soviet Russia SO THE DINNER COMES TO YOU

I wish I had a million US dollars.

Granted, but you only got a million Japanese Yen.

I wished that Eljay would say that The Toa could ended.

Granted, but Eljay says it with a voice modifier that makes it sound funny.

I wish dank memes were legal.

Granted, but the boards die.

I wish for more ball joints.

Granted but they’re lime green Tanma arms,

I wish I owned the universe.

Granted, but it’s not really the universe, but the Great Spirit Robot and a moon is flying at your head.

I wish for more money

Granted, but it´s Monopoly money.

I wish Pokemon were real.

Granted but all of them are carnivores and the only one you’re allowed to own as a pet is Magicarp, who has his ability to evolve removed.

I wish I could get a Nintendo Switch.

Granted, but the only game you can play is Barbie 9000.

I wish I came up with better ideas.

Granted, but someone else takes and uses them before you.

I wish I could speak to dogs.

Granted but you also talked to cats, birds, fishes, bugs, etc.

I wished Var and Eljay become step-brothers.

Granted, but it’s in a bad fanfiction.

I wish for another wish.

granted but that wish results in you getting tied to the front of a semi truck.

I wish I could sing like Prince.

Granted, but you will be currently dead.

I wish Denmark was hailed. (As in Hail Denmark)

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