Granted, but you only hail to Megatron!
I wished a wizard was a TTV Cast member.
Granted, but they don’t get their own show and almost never appear on the podcast.
I wish I could fly.
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Granted, but you’ll have to pay a ton of money.
I wish I had a DS.
Granted, but you have no power cord or games for it.
Granted but it’s something lame like “I wish for shoes!”
I wish I had a friend like Connie.
Granted, but you only receive memories of them and their strange disappearance, leading you on a frantic manhunt, only to discover that they died by your hand and are currently buried in your basement, and the trauma you experienced from the event in question caused you to forget the incident completely.
I wish for unlimited, untaintable wishes, of which this is merely the first, that not only come true without any undesirable stipulations attached whatsoever, but also effectively allows me to manipulate the fabric of reality to my very whim.
Wish had been denied because you are already been dead.
I wish that Eljay turn into a monster!
Granted, but it doesn’t change anything.
/s
I wish that I could fly.
Granted, but you have to wear a Miru, and that only makes you levitate.
I wish I had a photographic memory.
Granted but it only works when you play picturenary.
I wish I was normal.
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Granted, but that will make you really boring.
I wish for infinite birthday cakes!
Granted, but they’re all mud cakes. Literal mud cakes.
I wish that Bionicle would return, not as a classic theme. And that it would have good custom builds, have a ton of sets every year, and be affordable. And that the parts would work well with old Bionicle.
Good luck tainting that one, HAH
Granted, but every piece is made of '08 quality plastic.
I wish I was telekinetic.
Granted but your psionic abilities cause you to be hated and feared.
I wish I had the patience and time to make my game.
Granted, but every time you use telekenisis you feel extreme pain.
I wish that actual trials went like the ones in Ace Attorney.
Granted, but you have to go up against Pheonix Wright.
I wish for a calendar.
Granted, but it’s a 2016 calendar.
I wish that Family Guy would be cancelled.
savage move man
Granted, but they now air more episodes of The Simpsons.
I wish for a meme,
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YAAAY!!!
Granted, but it gets taken down.
I wish for a Limo.