(How did I know you would say that? By the way, do you mean as prosecutor?)
Granted, but it's in your least favorite color.
I wish that I was bad at math.
Granted, but you have to go back to preschool because of it.
I wish I was good at life.
Granted, but you're so good at it that everyone hates you and you have no friends.
I wish I was more active.
Granted, but you got so tried after working out.
I wish Eljay become the Cobra Commander!
Granted, but he dies within a week.
I wish I could finish my Mega Man fangame faster, seriously it's annoying to program the A.I. and stuff
Granted but then it's a Mega Man version of Superman 64.
I wish i could pre-order Marvel vs Capcom Infinite.
Granted but you pre-order DC vs Smash Bros instead.
I wish Meso can turn into a spider!
Granted, but it's a SKULL SPIDA
I wish that world would blow up.
Granted, but so would Lego HQ
I wish for a ticket to bel air
Granted, but you drop the ticket in the gutter, and it is found by the person you hate the most.
I wish I could come up with a wish.
Granted, but the wish is for you to give all your Legos...to me!
I wish I wish I wish.
I'm gonna love to see how someone answers that
Not really certain what the last one asked so I'll hope for my prior ignored hope.
I want the patience to make my game.
But your patience grows too much, and you soon wait too long. People lost interest in the game.
I wish the Mega Man X series didn't end at X8.
granted however the sequels were only released for the Atari 2600 and are counted as some of the worst games in history.
i wish for the entire World to adopt monopoly Money as an alternate currency.
Granted, but the money had flammable chemicals on it, and the world burns.
I wish the world would burn. (Not really)
Granted, but we'd have to use Monopoly money with flammable chemicals, making your current money useless.
I wish I wasn't always so tired.
Granted, but all your sleep is plagued with nightmares from which only your alarm can wake you.
I wish for trains.
I wish for turtles.