i wish for eternal life
Granted, but you spend it floating in space.
I wish I couldn’t make any typos.
Granted but then you can’t help but correct everyone else’s grammer, and everyone hats you for it.
I wish I was a good writer!
I see what you did there…
Granted, but you can only make good stories filled with typos.
I wish I was better at making consequences.
Granted, yet you experience all of them yourself as well.
I wish for pie.
Granted but you can’t eat it because someone gives you the math term instead.
I wish I wasn’t tempted to write some really stupid fanfics.
Granted, but you instead write extremely dumb and cringy ones.
I wish my wishes were untaintable.
Granted, but they’re just wishes and don’t come true.
I wish I was immune to pain.
Granted, but only physical pain, your emotional pain will increase ten fold
I wish that I could afford a Ferrari.
Granted, but you spend it all on Cheetos.
lucky…
I wish wish
Granted, but wishing a wish causes the time-space continuum to fall apart.
I wish I could be as large as Gaston
Granted, but you turn into a scarred lion with army of hyenas.
I wish Eljay become a Doctor of DOOM!
Granted, but he just Doom’s ttv and we don’t get there great content anymore.
I wish I could draw like prpldragon.
Granted, but you draw exactly like prpl and are soon accused of art theft.
I wish My puppy would live about as long as me.
Granted, but you don’t live long.
I wish I was a ttv cast member.
Granted, but you get fired for stealing Doritos.
I wish for a parodox.
no
I wish for world peace
Granted it is a paradox.
I want a life.
Granted but you created a Monster that you killed with fire.
I wished TTV Cast mates got switched places with the Mod Squad!
Granted, but they basically still have the same podcasts.
I wish I had more space in my room.