GAME: Crushing Hopes and Dreams

Granted, but it’s outer space so you suffocate.
I wish for my package to get to my house.

Granted but the mail man uses it like piñata first. and then a soccer ball. and then a punching bag.

I wish to be a great writer.

Granted, you can now exclusively write on cheese heaters.

I wish for chicken.

Granted it is evil and eats you.

I want more time.

Granted, but you must spend that time pushing a boulde up a mountain.

I wish gen one bionicles weren’t so expencive on Ebay.

Granted you can go on bricklink.

I wish more memes existed.

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Granted but they’re all fidget spinner memes.

I wish world peace world domination!

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Granted, but then someone else takes your position after beating you.

I wish for a job!

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Granted. Hope you like working at McDonalds for the rest of your life.

I hope that my Transformers RP goes well.

Granted but it’s after you’ve been banned.

I wish I was Daredevil.

I don’t see how that would work. If I’m banned, then how can I run the rp?

Granted. You die from your first stunt.

I wish I had my own theme song.

Granted you need to make it

I wish for Bohrok.

Granted, but all they want to cleanse from the world is you.

I wish my sleep schedule wasn’t awful

Granted. You never sleep at all. You’re schedule can’t be awful if you don’t have one.

I wish I had my own theme song.

granted, but it has to be your least favorite song

i wish i could afford all that fancy equipment to paint gunpla

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Granted but then some breaks into your house and breaks all said Gunpla.

I wish I had some more friends.

Granted but they’re all fake.

I wish eljay wasn’t fired.

Granted, but now Exx is fired and fried!

I wish I been streamed and served with a side of melted butter!

Granted, but then you’d be pulled back into the restaurant when it’s discovered you weren’t the evil robot clone.

I wish I could get all of the chaos emeralds in Sonic Mania.

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Granted but as soon as you collect the very last one your game crashes and erases all of your game data.

I wish Pyrrha and Penny didn’t die.