Granted, but it’s outer space so you suffocate.
I wish for my package to get to my house.
Granted but the mail man uses it like piñata first. and then a soccer ball. and then a punching bag.
I wish to be a great writer.
Granted, you can now exclusively write on cheese heaters.
I wish for chicken.
Granted it is evil and eats you.
I want more time.
Granted, but you must spend that time pushing a boulde up a mountain.
I wish gen one bionicles weren’t so expencive on Ebay.
Granted you can go on bricklink.
I wish more memes existed.
Granted but they’re all fidget spinner memes.
I wish world peace world domination!
Granted, but then someone else takes your position after beating you.
I wish for a job!
Granted. Hope you like working at McDonalds for the rest of your life.
I hope that my Transformers RP goes well.
Granted but it’s after you’ve been banned.
I wish I was Daredevil.
I don’t see how that would work. If I’m banned, then how can I run the rp?
Granted. You die from your first stunt.
I wish I had my own theme song.
Granted you need to make it
I wish for Bohrok.
Granted, but all they want to cleanse from the world is you.
I wish my sleep schedule wasn’t awful
Granted. You never sleep at all. You’re schedule can’t be awful if you don’t have one.
I wish I had my own theme song.
granted, but it has to be your least favorite song
i wish i could afford all that fancy equipment to paint gunpla
Granted but then some breaks into your house and breaks all said Gunpla.
I wish I had some more friends.
Granted but they’re all fake.
I wish eljay wasn’t fired.
Granted, but now Exx is fired and fried!
I wish I been streamed and served with a side of melted butter!
Granted, but then you’d be pulled back into the restaurant when it’s discovered you weren’t the evil robot clone.
I wish I could get all of the chaos emeralds in Sonic Mania.
Granted but as soon as you collect the very last one your game crashes and erases all of your game data.
I wish Pyrrha and Penny didn’t die.