Granted, but you turn into a scarred lion with army of hyenas.
I wish Eljay become a Doctor of DOOM!
Granted, but he just Doom's ttv and we don't get there great content anymore.
I wish I could draw like prpldragon.
Granted, but you draw exactly like prpl and are soon accused of art theft.
I wish My puppy would live about as long as me.
Granted, but you don't live long.
I wish I was a ttv cast member.
Granted, but you get fired for stealing Doritos.I wish for a parodox.
noI wish for world peace
Granted it is a paradox.I want a life.
Granted but you created a Monster that you killed with fire.
I wished TTV Cast mates got switched places with the Mod Squad!
Granted, but they basically still have the same podcasts.
I wish I had more space in my room.
Granted, but it's outer space so you suffocate. I wish for my package to get to my house.
Granted but the mail man uses it like piñata first. and then a soccer ball. and then a punching bag.
I wish to be a great writer.
Granted, you can now exclusively write on cheese heaters.
I wish for chicken.
Granted it is evil and eats you.
I want more time.
Granted, but you must spend that time pushing a boulde up a mountain.
I wish gen one bionicles weren't so expencive on Ebay.
Granted you can go on bricklink.
I wish more memes existed.
Granted but they're all fidget spinner memes.
I wish world peace world domination!
Granted, but then someone else takes your position after beating you.
I wish for a job!
Granted. Hope you like working at McDonalds for the rest of your life.
I hope that my Transformers RP goes well.
Granted but it's after you've been banned.
I wish I was Daredevil.
I don't see how that would work. If I'm banned, then how can I run the rp?
Granted. You die from your first stunt.
I wish I had my own theme song.