Granted you need to make it
I wish for Bohrok.
Granted, but all they want to cleanse from the world is you.
I wish my sleep schedule wasn't awful
Granted. You never sleep at all. You're schedule can't be awful if you don't have one.
I wish I had my own theme song.
granted, but it has to be your least favorite song
i wish i could afford all that fancy equipment to paint gunpla
Granted but then some breaks into your house and breaks all said Gunpla.
I wish I had some more friends.
Granted but they're all fake.
I wish eljay wasn't fired.
Granted, but now Exx is fired and fried!
I wish I been streamed and served with a side of melted butter!
Granted, but then you'd be pulled back into the restaurant when it's discovered you weren't the evil robot clone.
I wish I could get all of the chaos emeralds in Sonic Mania.
Granted but as soon as you collect the very last one your game crashes and erases all of your game data.
I wish Pyrrha and Penny didn't die.
Granted, but they die later.
I wish I could perfectly remember song lyrics.
Granted, but you won't be able to remember anything else.
I wish that RWBY volume 5 would come out sooner.
Granted it will come out later anyway
I wish I could
Granted but you can't be saved.
I wish that Lord Buckethead won the election for prime minister. (Seriously, it's a real thing. look it up. You will not regret it)