GAME: Crushing Hopes and Dreams

Granted, but G2 gets cancelled even sooner than it originally did.

I wish I could stay caught up in my school work.

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Granted, but you get an F on each piece of work.

I wish YouTube Rewind 2017 wasn’t cringy.

Granted but youtube deletes every channel
i wish i had mgsv the phantom pain

Granted, but its a cheep foreign bootleg knockoff.

I wish Beast Machines didn’t suck.

granted but then energon came earlier than it was supposed to
i wish hasbro made stuff for transformers animateds 10th anniversery

Granted, but Prime is ignored on its 10th.

I hope I’ll get all the wave 1 (and wave 2 if it happens soon enough) PoTP dinobots before year’s end.

granted but you lose all your money and get kicked out of your house having everything you own re possessed
i wish we can get news on that rumored constraction line

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Granted but… wait there’s a new contraction line? Oh and uh… It;ll suck, 'cause rules.

I wish I knew about this new contraction before now.

granted but you find out its galiherobionichimninjagalislizeroboridejohhnythundfabuland
i wish my walmart and target actually carried transformers aside from the rid combiner force figures

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Granted but they only carry the crappy gimmick figures and one step changers from the movie line.

I wish I could find Power of The Primes figures online for decent prices.

Granted but it’s Transformers vs The Go-Bots toyline.

I wished Eljay can join CinemaSins team!

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Granted but then he gets fired because he keeps shoehorning this is Lego toylone no one cares about into their videos.

I wish I was likeable.

Granted, but these new people who like you like you to much. You gain innumerable stalkers and one day ‘mysteriously’ disappear, never to be found again.

I wish I had the courage to ask [insert name of girl I like here] out.

Granted but when you go out it turns out she worships some sort of evil demon and when you refuse to join her cult she tries to offer you as a sacrifice.

I wish I was good at life.

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Granted, but you become so good at life, you rise up in politics, eventually making your way to take over wherever you live as a brutal dictator, leading to an uprising against you and then your execution.

I wish I was caught up on DC/Marvel lore.

Granted but by the time you do some new writer changes the lore making all of your efforts pointless.

I wish I could stop forgetting to wish for stuff.

Granted, but the curse of forgetting travels to a different person.

I wish I could absorb the information of a show without having to watch it.

Granted, but you won’t enjoy the process and you’ll forget the information within a day

I wish to move, to hawaii, australia, canada… anywhere but here

Granted, welcome to North Korea!

I wish for fish.

Granted, but instead of fish you get fish on a dish

I wish for a full battery percentage.