Granted, but Burnet will be there to follow you home.
Winger killed the game.
I wish Winger didn’t kill the game.
Granted, but the game is still killed
I want more purple hoodies.
Granted but they are the ugly shade of purple that almost looks brown
I wish i had mire pastel colored clothes
Granted, but then you waste it on something stupid.
I wish for more wishes.
Granted, but the only thing you can wish for is various natural disasters
I wish I could take pictures with my eyes.
Pictures from cameras just never look the same
Granted, but you are blind.
I wish to clean my house instantly.
Granted but all the junk and dirt gets moved to your car(if you have one) or in your room
I wish for less homework, dont care if i have to do more hours a day
Granted! now you have no house!
I wish that we’d finally stop arguing about canon contests.
Granted, but all the winners are boring and uncreative.
I wish I could instantly tell which set a piece comes in.
granted you remember which set it is but you don’t remember name or set number, making it impossible to check if you are right
I wish for chocolate chip cookies
granted, but everytime you are lucky you get super unlucky for 5 minutes
i wish for a banana smoothie
Granted, but it’s made with old brown bananas.
I wish to fly.
The color of the peel doesn’t matter if the inside is still good, rather i would say that smoothies are the best for old bananas since i wouldn’t eat them normally
Granted, you will fly for about 12 seconds, but the landing will be quite… Let’s say rough
I wish for a nice large cheesebureger
Granted, but it’s Mayor McCheese.
I wish for a fish on a dish, swish swish.
Granted, but the fish flops out of the dish and back into the river.
I wish for a large pizza.
Granted, but it’s tapioca pizza.
I wish to be a cool youtube dude.
granted, your body will be found in a drink cooler by a famous youtuber
I wish for my truest and most weeb.ish dreams to come true
Granted, but this requires me to kill Ghid first.
maybe i’ll enjoy it
OMG GUYS FINDING HEYZORKS IN MY COOLER AT 3 AM (GONE WRONG)
I wish for cookies
but what do you wish for? I can’t ruin your dreams without knowing them!