Game: Give Superpowers

The ability to fix anything, but only if you smash it with a hammer.

1 Like

The ability to smash something, but fix it with a hammer afterwards.

…wait

The ability to produce endless produce.

3 Likes

The ability to produce body odor that smells of freshly produced produce

The ability to write self-aware replies on the TTV message boards.

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The ability to recognize self-aware replies on the TTV message boards.

The ability to play any musical instrument like a pro.

The ability to create water out of thin air that only works in an Ozarka Water Bottling Facility.

The ability to post whenever the servers go down.

4 Likes

The abillity to communicate telepathically with TTV members so that you can tell them to fix the servers.

2 Likes

The ability to tell who is DimentioNuva and who is not.

1 Like

The ability to shoot a clothes beam

The ability to consume topics on the TTV message boards and convert it into energy which can be fired and turned into BIONICLE 2015 leaks.

3 Likes

wait…

1 Like

The ability to summon the Hype Train to your location.

1 Like

The ability to always have a head of great hair!

2 Likes

OOC: I always have great hair. This just helps :stuck_out_tongue:

The ability to turn into a chicken.

OOC: Wow. You suck :stuck_out_tongue:

The ability to give sucky superpowers

The ability to give redundant super powers!

The ability to eat ham sandwiches (BAM)