The power to have a chin bigger than Kultas.
The power to have a cult bigger that Chin-Chin’s.
The power to feel the wrath of Kulta’s chin.
The power of the CRIMSON CHIN!
The power of the NEGA-CHIN.
The Power of glowing purple rock piles that explode.
The power to burst through glowing purple rock piles in an explosive-Michael Bay-fashion.
The power to make a force field using ice powers.
I give you the power to raise an undead army through powers of ice.
The power to demolish giant stone gates with a boomerang.
The ability to switch places with a designated corn dog. large ravine you need to pass? Throw a corn dog over it and switch places, then BAM done!
The power to charge up your devices via baseball caps.
I give ye the power crime solving, but only when wearing a deer stalker cap
The ability to look at this photograph
The power to laugh at said photograph (every now and then).
The power to fly, but you can only go north.
Of course that was coming…
The power to see me coming.
The power to keep rolling, rolling, rolling. (what!)
The power to see me rolling.