The ability to control all manners of life.
The ability to generate infinite walls (trump intensifies)
The ability to create light in rooms that are already well lit.
The ability to control microwaves.
The ability to shapeshift into anything that has a mustache
The ability to fly in reverse whenever you're asleep.
The ability to fly north, and only north.
The ability to become invisible...
But only when wearing a purple Batman costume on a Tuesday afternoon.
The ability to have telepathy, but only be able to use it on plants.
Your hand can glow, but you have to punch a wall or other hard surface first.
The ability to make others uncomfortable.
The ability to spontaneously give memes life
The ability to bring living things to life.
The ability to sing Space Oddity!
The Ability of Street Fighting!
The ability to win mortal Kombat
The ability to only do friendships instead of Fatalities!
The ability to communicate with sloths.
The ability to fall asleep instantaneously.
I actually would want this, tho
The ability to guess the number accurately any time someone asks what number they are thinking of, and only in those situations.
