OOC: NOOOO!
Step 91: Review the last 90 steps and see what mistakes you made.
Step 183: Disregard steps 92-182. They will not help you.
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Step 183: Fill your house with Creeper flavored cake and then light a match.
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Step 184: Tell a freind to do Step 92-182.
Step 185: After completing Steps 92-182 (whatever the Karzahni they are), praise all of the BS01 Podcast’s brand new episodes.
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Step 92: Stand up.
Step 93: Sit down.
Step 94: Stand up then sit down.
Step 95: While sitting down stand up.
Step 96: While standing up sit down before you stand up again.
Step 97: Sit down twice.
Step 98: Jump up the yell.
Step 99: Now sit down three times.
Step 100: Since this is to step 100 you’re going to have to sit down 100 times in a row without standing up. Figure it out.
Step 101: Make 101 steps on how to sit down without standing and call it Sitting down 101.
Step 102: Tie your shoe.
Step 103: Continue to sit down without standing up.
Step 104: Write a book about how to stand up while sitting down.
Step 105: Give out 100 autographs to crazed teenage fans.
Step 106: Build a hero factory MOC from Bionicle parts.
Step 107: Skip step 108.
Step 108: Don’t skip step 108.
Step 109: Return back to step 108.
Step 110: Tell 110 knock knock jokes.
Step 111: Join the ranks of the Illumakuta.
Step 112: Quick! Now that you’re part of the Illumakuta betray them while they don’t see it coming!
Step 113: Steal the mask of time.
Step 114: Use the Vahi to go to the time before time…
Step 115: Tell Vakama about the Illumakuta.
Step 116: Steal Vakama’s Vahi.
Step 117: Use the Vahi and take Taipu with you to the year 2018.
Step 118: Since @Political_Nuju120 will be the Governor Metru Nui, the Vahki will be every where looking for you because Vakama told Nuju about you, so he had Vakama secretly killed and has been searching for you everyday, so you’re gonna have to disable the Vahki’s main control room without being captured.
Step 119: Have Taipu guard the control room.
Step 120: Find Nokama and tell her the truth about Nuju.
Step 121: Start a Metru Nui civil war.
Step 123: With all the chaos, find Nuju’s armory.
Step 124: Steal the Ignika.
Step 125: Skip to Step 1,089,454 real quick.
Step 126: Now that that steps done, use the Ignika to control all the life in the area.
Step 127: Use the Vahi to teleport every one paralyzed to the time before time.
Step 128: Throw everyone into one of the chambers of Makuta’s lair. Preferably one that no one really uses anymore.
Step 129: Go back to the year 2015 and stop Nuju from being elected.
Step 130: Somehow get Nuju to tell you where the Illumakuta’s lair is.
Step 131: Sneak into their lair and find the armory.
Step 132: Burn the armory, but steal the Silver Sentential’s sword.
Step 133: Find there 133 door and enter it.
Step 134: Fall into the “Hole”.
Step 135: When you reach the bottom you’ll find a large shiny clump of metal telling you to touch it.
Step 136: Touch it. It’s so interesting.
Step 137: You will receive a vision. After the vision run into door 132.
Step 138: Escape the lair of the Illumakuta.
Step 139: Find the Golden Guardian.
Step 140: Because of the armor you received from that clump of aluminum foil he will be powerless before you, so steal the one thousand souls that he gained from all the members of his party.
Step 141: Return the souls to those that they belong to.
Step 142: Those that receive their souls back may decide to join your team, so allow them to join your side.
Step 143: A very large fight will ensue. During the fight use the Vahi to teleport to the year 2018.
Step 144: When you left those who joined you were powerless against the Illumakuta, so the Platinum Puppetmaster became the dictator of Metru Nui, so sneak past the platinum Bohrok he’s using to ensure his rule.
Step 145: Find the Silver Sentential and force him to convince the Pyrite Potato that he’s a Muaka.
Step 146: Tame the Pyrite Potato and have him take you to the Platinum Puppetmaster.
Step 147: Have the Platinum Puppetmaster give you the hidden Half Life 3 disc.
Step 148: Return back to the year 2015 with the disc.
Step 149: Give the disc to “Highly Suspect”.
Step 150: Take off the Kanohi Alumni and give it to @Kretta.
Step 151: Sleep.
Step 152: Wake up.
Step 153: Jump up the yell again.
Step 154: Eat a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
Step 155: Sing peanut butter jelly time.
Step 156: Sit down.
Step 157: Watch Bionicle: Mask of Light the movie.
Step 158: Redo step 108.
Step 159: Buckle your pants.
Step 160: Post on the last to post topic.
Step 161: Become friends with the TTV cast.
Step 162: Read all of Greg Farshtey’s books.
Step 173: Eat pickled mayonnaise.
Step 174: Eat mayonnaised pickles.
Step 175: High five Chuck Norris.
Step 176: Call Leonardo Da Vinci on your cellphone.
Step 177: Destroy the Kragle.
Step 178: Eat the fleece crested scepter of Q-Tipp.
Step 179: Buy a lot of poofy hats.
Step 180: Skip step 181.
Step 181: Skip step 182.
Step 182: Redo step 181.
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Step 186: Sing this backwards:
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Step 187: do all previous steps in reverse order.
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Step 188: Repeat step 187, only in reverse.
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189: Die, and reanimate yourself.
Step 190: Redo steps 1-188
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step 192: screw step 191 that guy sucks
Step 191: Give @potay8o a bunch potatos because he deserved it.
step 193: i like that step 191 guy, I dont know what step 192 was on about him!
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Step 194: Repeat step 191.
Step 196: Skip step 195
Step 197: go on the internet during PE
Step 195: Do the chicken dance with real chickens
Step 196: Read the entire list again up to 196 and then continue.
Step 197: Rinse and repeat.