1059: become TAS Joker fused with TDKR Bane
1060: Become Tony Stark.
1061Doodle in MSPaint
1062: Form Voltron.
1063: Be a Ko-Koronan
1064: Find true love, then realize that love isn't canon.
1065: Play more Halo then you should.
Step 1066: initiate a large battle that will be remembered for centuries to come
Step 1069: Skip a couple steps to catch up to the post number.
Step 1070: stay in bed all day.
Step 1071: stay in bed the following day too.
Step 1072: Read that one book that I would get flagged for mentioning. It starts with a B and ends in an E.
Step 1073: Keep the meme train running.
Step 1074: Crash the meme train as an inside job.
Step 1075: try to figure out what the book mentioned in step 1072 is.
Step 1076: Figure out that it was most likely the Bible.
Step 1077: Wonder whether or not any prior steps have actually helped in any way to winning life.
Step 1078: Contemplate on what exactly it means to "Win at life".
Step 1079: Profit.
Step 1080: Remove the pants you put on all the way back in step 1.