Game: how to win Life

Step 1081: wash those pants, by now they are disgusting.

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Step 1082: After all this time Tony Starking, Voltroning, Contemplating, and god knows what else for god knows how many days/weeks/months/ maybe even years, you deserve a rest. Seeing as you are no longer wearing pants, put on some pajama pants if you want to, and go to bed.

Step 1083: Realize that the continuity was messed up by a repeated post, and repair it by skipping a post to catch up with the post count

Step 1084: Recognize that the book’s title mentioned in step 1072 could also be Bionicle.

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Step 1085: Go buy Solek, and then complain about him on the internet. Warm fuzzy feelings guaranteed!

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Step 1086: Revive dead topic

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Step 1087: Rejoice at the revival of an amazing topic.

Step 1088: compliment @YEE for no particular reason

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Step 1089: Then use @YEE in a ritual sacrifice while you wait for others to rejoin the topic.

Step 1091: Step 1090 is irrelevant.

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Step 1090: please on @YEE’s life and spare him…
please…

Step 1092: Use the correct step.

step 1093: everybody do the flop

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Step 1094: roll a dice and on a critical success for your perception roll realize this game is pointless.

step 1095: say “candyman” 5 times in a mirror

Step 1096: Capitalize the “S” in step.

sTEP 1097: THUG LIFE

###sTEP 1098: Realize the thug life chose you.

Step 1099: realize the number of steps is now equal to the number of replies, creating a balance in the force

Step 1100: Read all of the Bionicle. And when I say all of is, I mean aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll of the Bionicle.