Game: how to win Life

Step 1181: post a reference on this topic that nobody will ever understand

Step 1182: Buy and play Shovel Knight.

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Step 1183: Beat Shovel Knight.

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Step 1184: get a shovel knight amiibo

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Step 1185: Get all four of the Shovel Knight plushies.

Step 1186: Go back in time and erase Shovel Knight from existence.

Step 1187: Cry about what you have done

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Step 1188: d a b o n e m b o i i i i i i i s

Step 1189: Bring Shovel Knight back through satanic rituals.

Step 1190: Wonder what the actual step 666 is.

Step 1191: Fix the step to post ratio again.

Step 1192: conquer mars

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OOS (out of step): ahem

Step 1193: Be joyous!

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Step 1193-2: Fix the step to post ratio again. Seriously, how does this keep happening.

Step 1194: DONā€™T DUBBEL POST :stuck_out_tongue:

Step 1195: Spell double correctly.

Step 1196: take the Worlds longest English course to learn how to spell all words in the English language correctly. Just to be able to write in perfect English every time.

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Step 1196: Then go ahead and do the rest with all of the other languages in the world. This is gonna take a while.

Step 1198: Invent a language with the knowledge youā€™ve aquiered.

Step 1199: realize the language is just a copy of Spanish with a couple English words mixed in:

ā€œAnd dĆ³nde estĆ” the fun en eso?ā€

just so I donā€™t get in trouble for using non English words, hereā€™s the translation: ā€œAnd whereā€™s the fun in that?ā€

Step 1200: build a 30 foot statue of Matoro in your front yard