Game: how to win Life

1261: actually fix things.

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1262: Watch The Lego Batman Movie, then listen to Who’s The (Bat)Man forever.

1263: Redo step 1260.

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Step 1264: Steal somebody else’s soul and wallet.

Step 1265: redo Step 1260

Step 1266: Kill Mufasa!

Step 1267: Long Live The King

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Step 1268: Run. Run away and never return.

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Step 1269: Purchase disney

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Step 1270: Delete Zootopia from Disney.

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Step 1270 Sell Zootopia to Me.

Step 1272: Follow the number scheme

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Step 1273: put the lime in the coconut

Step 1274: Eat the coconut whole in addition to four dozen eggs every morning to help you get large

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1275: Something something more eggs, something something beer, something something Gustan.

Step 1276: No one’s quick as Gaston.

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Step 1277: Realize YEE was WRONG.

Step 1278: Realize he was right because the boards count the highest post you can see as the number.

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Step 1280: don’t do a dead.

Step 1291: Raise 300 spartans from the dead and use them as your own personal invincible skeleton army, all to this music.