Step 1301: Repeat step 1300
Step 1302: leave @Ghidora131's mafia
Strip 1303 Ignore step 1302 and replace it.
Step 1304: Decide you have no clue what is going on, and decide to find meaning and purpose in the TTV message boards.
Step 1305: Struggle to overcome an extreme existential crisis and pray for the day in which it will finally end.
Step 1306 Become master.
Step 1307: Prepare for the End of the World.
Step 1308: realize that step 1306 is way more effort than it's worth.
Step 1309-2: Do it anyway because it's a great show of commitment and character.
Edit: Step 1310: Get kapura'd.
Step 1313: Decide to stop using bold